No Fish, No Film

Cat: Oh, it must be a door!.. Without a door.
Cat: I wonder who lives here.
Cat: WHAT’S THAT?!
Cat: It must be a bear, the host of this house!
Cat: Wait… Bears don’t eat cats, do they?
Cat: No need to worry. Alright, let’s go.
Cat: (singing) It’s such a nice and frosty morning…
Cat: …or evening?
Cat: Well, cats don’t care because they ain’t got
no clock, no calendar, no watch.
Cat: They do watch the weather, though…
Cat: It’s such a nice and frosty morning…
Cat: …or afternoon?
Cat: Well, cats don’t care because they ain’t got
no clock, no calendar, no watch.
Cat: They do watch the weather, though…
Cat: Mew, mew. meeeew!
Cat: Mur, mur, muuuur!
Cat: Hold on… That’s not a Russian song.
Cat: Mew, mew. meeeew!
Cat: Hold on… I’ve got a strange feeling…
Cat: Am I being tracked?..
Cat: YES!!
Cat: I AM being tracked!..
Cat: Wait… Humans don’t eat cats, do they?
Cat: No need to worry. Alright, let’s go…
Cat: Wait… He’s got a camera. WHAT???
Cat: I’m being filmed!
Cat: No, no, no. Sorry, the free trial period is over.
Cat: No fish, no film.

The End

Credits
Music:
‘Disco Cat’ by Komiku
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Komiku

Illustration:
by MabelAmber
pixabay.com/users/mabelamber-1377835