Online dating on Skype:
-Do you speak English?
-No.
-Too bad.
-No, I only have 1 bed. Why?
-No, you got me wrong…
-What is my phone? Don’t you think that you are too quick?
-No, I didn’t ask that!
-What? My ass is not bad? How dare you!
-Er… Let’s just send emojis!
-What? Are you a virgin? Why do you want to know that?
-No! You didn’t quite understand!
-What? Let’s have a one-night stand?
-No, no! Let me type.
-Here on Skype? This is absolutely disgraceful!
-No, no, no! You’re such a fool! Your English is terrible!
-What? You’re beautiful? I would marry you? Now, that’s better. Thank you!