Discover English through Humour
Leo: How did you celebrate New Year’s Eve? Wise man: Many people have asked me this same question. But here’s a subtle yet more interesting question: Is it really important?
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Leo: How can I make life better? Wise man: First, let’s answer this question: How can you make water better?
It’s almost the end of January. So it’s high time I wrote a letter to Santa Claus. Alright, got a piece of paper, got a pen. Here we go, ‘Dear, Santa…’ Hmm, should I put a smiley or not?
Santa: Hello, boys and girls! Today we’re going to learn English with Santa Claus! Kid1: Hello, Santa! And where are your friends? Santa: Which ones? the reindeers and the elves? Kid1: No, the main clause and the subordinate clause.
(At a cafe) Waitress: This is the menu. Gena: Yes, I am a man. And you are a woman. Lyonya: No, she says ‘menu’. A list of foods and drinks. Gena: Ah. OK
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Teacher: So, let’s begin our English language course. Student1: I’m sure it will come in handy in Antarctica. Teacher: Why in Antarctica? Student1: I thought it was, ‘Penguish language course.’
-Please, tell me something about yourself. -Sure. Which selfie do you want me to tell about?
-Do you speak English? -No. -Too bad. -No, I only have 1 bed. Why?